Gentlemen, meet Jasmine Tridevil. She's a 21-year-old massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, who claims to have recently underwent surgery to have a third breast attached to her chest.
You read that right. Here are the alleged results:
You can see much more on her public Facebook page, where she's also posted several videos of her bonus boob:
But the whole third breast thing (which, let's be clear, hasn't been verified) isn't really the crazy part--OK, the only crazy part. Here's her claimed reasoning for adding the accessory: She says she hopes it will make her . . . wait for it . . . LESS attractive to men.
As if.
Is she kidding? If sci-fi films are any indication, some guys love women with extra breasts! Apparently Tridevil has never seen Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, where Captain James T. Kirk romances a three-canned cat dancer. Or Total Recall, or The Warrior and the Sorcerer, or Return of the Jedi--all flicks that feature females with an extra breast (or five, or six).
All of which is to say, if Tridevil's hope was to draw less attention from men, well, clearly she has spent very little time at Comic Con.
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